But then the reviews came out. And they were not encouraging. One went so far as to call it the Phantom Menace of the Harry Potter films. And yet, the people I’d talked to who’d seen it seemed to by and large enjoy the film. I had no idea what to make of it, so I decided I’d just have to see it to figure out which side was correct.
I never expected to find that both were. Spoiler free thoughts to come after the break.
So this year I decided to do something a little different than the usual sale to celebrate Star Wars day, since there’s actually something to celebrate this year! Rather than offer you discounts on the old stuff, I’m emulating Abrams and giving you all something new: a Shadows of Time short written just for the occasion!
As for where it fits in continuity, it’s after book 2 but before book 4, and that’s all I can say for certain.
So enjoy, fellow nerds, and May the 4th be with you all year!
So, now that I’ve finally seen Episode VII, I can return to the internet free from all danger of spoilers. Do all you want to me, you pathetic bastards! I know all the secrets!
Of course, a great many people haven’t been able to see the film yet, so I’m going to avoid anything that could be viewed as a spoiler myself. But I did just want to state my feelings on the film. If you want to be absolutely sure I’m not going to spoil anything, feel free to skip it, I won’t mind! The rest will be after the jump.
This is actually a pretty hard one for me not to break my own rules on. As you may or may not know, part of the idea of this series is to look at how a story can be fixed rather than rebuilt. The Phantom Menace series, for instance, stuck with more or less the same plot while tinkering with the characters in such a way that would have allowed for more audience investment in it. And that worked because while Phantom Menace was bloated and at times meandering, there were good ideas behind all of its scenes that just failed to materialize due to poor direction and dialog.
Star Trek Generations, on the other hand, does not have quite the same weight in its core ideas. The film is ostensibly about coming to terms with the passage of time and the change it brings. We know this because characters often stop the movie in its tracks to tell us all about it. But for a movie in this particular franchise, I honestly feel it’s too small of a concept to build an entire film around on its own.
Wrath of Khan had arguably the same arc for Kirk. But that wasn’t the entirety of what the film was either. You had Khan’s revenge, the Genesis program, the trainees, and I could go on but won’t because there are still one or two people who haven’t seen the film yet (and the rest don’t need me to.) Not to mention having what are still the best scenes of starship battles the franchise has produced. It was a pretty full movie. Generations though… Well, it could have been a great episode, but as a film it’s hard for me to get excited about the idea of Picard being worried that he’s too old to be interesting anymore.
So this leaves me with a problem: how do I take a script whose biggest problem may be that it’s just too small for the big screen and broaden its scope without replacing the ideas that form its core identity?
There’s no question that among Science Fiction fandoms, the Star Trek contingent is a force unto themselves. They are frighteningly passionate, opinionated, and fractious. And yet there are a few things that they can agree on. Namely: that some of the movies are pretty bad. And among the bad, there is one that stands out. One which, as a followup to the previous masterful film, was disappointing enough to dash the hopes of everyone who went to watch. And that film is:
First off, the boring stuff: There’s going to be another Single’s Awareness Day sale! And this time it spans the entire weekend, because after last year’s embarrassing debacle I elected to play it safe. So if you’re looking to find a deal on Probable Outcome or grab a free copy of The Trap, head over there now!
And now that we’re done with that…
What I am about to say may shock some of you. Particularly readers of my books. I know it may be hard to believe, like some kind of cruel joke, but I assure you it is the shameful truth. And that truth is… I suck at naming characters.
…Hey, HEY! Stop laughing and start staring in shocked silence, damn it!
Cyberpunk in the 90’s was a special kind of madness. Technology for mobile phones, the internet, and robotic prostheses was just starting to take off in a big way. Everyone seemed certain that virtual reality and cybernetic implants were just around the corner. And, best of all, none of those technologies had matured enough for people to realize that the ideas they’d always had about what those things would look like were batshit crazy. The result was a pastiche of techno-babble and nonsense that has never quite faded away. Which unfortunately means that there are probably still people trying to figure out a way to make the insane concepts that characterize 90’s cyberpunk into a reality. You might want to keep this list of signs that you’re starting to slip into that insanity handy, just in case…