So, now that I’ve finally seen Episode VII, I can return to the internet free from all danger of spoilers. Do all you want to me, you pathetic bastards! I know all the secrets!
Of course, a great many people haven’t been able to see the film yet, so I’m going to avoid anything that could be viewed as a spoiler myself. But I did just want to state my feelings on the film. If you want to be absolutely sure I’m not going to spoil anything, feel free to skip it, I won’t mind! The rest will be after the jump.